| CHRISTIAN PORNO Serving Texas and the United States: Praise the Lord! Jesus wants you to meet cool girls and make babies! There's nothing wrong with looking at sexy pictures as long as you make sure of the following: 1. Men can look at sexy pictures of women. Women aren't allowed to look at porn, unless their husband asks them to. PHOTOS HERE2. Men can't look at pictures of men. That would make you a fag, and would prove that God hates you. 3. You may only get aroused by images of married couples engaging in missionary sex. Everything else must disgust you and serve as an example of what you are NOT permitted to do. 4. You have to be all paid up on your tithes to look at Christian Porno, otherwise you'll get struck down. God is not mocked. 5. Naked women who are wearing a cross around their necks are sanctified by that Holy symbol. Thus any images in which women wearing crosses appear are to be considered clean and pure, regardless of what else the image might depict. The cross is mightier than sin. 6. Ministers and Preachers may privately show images from this site to female parishioners in order to properly explain and demonstrate proper and improper sexual behavior to them, however they are solely responsible for satisfying any arousal which this may create.. 7. Christian men can feel free to surf this site guilt-free, as it has been approved by expert Bible guys. You will not go to hell for visiting this site, in fact it might save you from doing so. ![]() Quality Online Design |